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This week has not been without incident. I arrived early on a Friday morning and my sister and bro in law were at the flat to greet me. All lovely and nice to get indoors but as soon as I stepped in I said where is that water coming from? shock horror we all spotted it was coming from the cupboard where my water tank is housed. Opened it up and water spraying everywhere. Turned the mains off. My bro in law was horrified. That wasn't happening when we arrived. Think on that. It was a burst pipe, an old one that was obviously due to go bust and it happened when we were there. I dread to think what would have happened if it had gone when nobody was around….

So frantic phone call to My Man who had done the bathroom for me (more of which later) and he came charging round, spotted what needed to done, shot off and got me a new attachment and fitted it. We then removed all soaked objects from the cupboard aka My Glory Hole and put towels all over the floor to soak up the wet.

After all that we needed coffee so we did.

I looked at my lovely new bathroom and was delighted with it. I had made the decision to have the bath taken out, arthritic knee was making use of problematical, and have had new sink and loo (called a comfort loo as it is higher than the norm), it is very comfortable and the seat does down very slowly and gently. I keep playing with it. I must stop.

I have grab rails and a seat so I could sit and read in the shower I suppose if I covered my books in a plastic bag but think this is probably not a Good Idea.

Later on that evening when all was quiet and I was SO cold (had been in 40c heat a few days earlier) decided to have a shower. Cue groaning noise, shower not me, trickle of water and nothing. So back on the phone to My Man who came out the next day, took everything to pieces and simply could not work out what the problem was. He felt that perhaps he had damaged something inside while doing the work on the room so the lovely person that he is went off and bought and fixed a new shower for me. However, he could not do that for me until the Monday when I was in London and as I was now bathless and showerless I perforce had to make do with the sink.

Lovely time with family, great to hug my girls and play with them and generally have a wonderful time. Drove home and it was tipping it down and I was going along the M11 (mistake) and lorries were chucking up dirt and grit and yuk and my windscreen wipers were going berserk and it took me three hours to get home. Decided hot shower was in order and all was well.

I found as the week went by that I just could not get warm. At one stage I was watching the cricket (of which we will not speak) with the heating on, two pairs of leggings, socks, jumper, scarf, a rug over my knee and a hot water bottle at my back and I was still shivering. And of course what I wanted more than anything was a Hot Bath. The Law of Sod. My kind neighbours said I could use theirs any time I liked and as they were away over the Easter weekend I thought I would take advantage of this kind offer.

Another mistake.

BathHad bath, sloshed around in bubbles and then Tried to Get Out. I couldn't. I could get no purchase, my dicky knee would not let me kneel up and I sat and pondered what to do. In the meantime one of the cats walked in, sat on the toilet and looked at me. No offers of help, not even a paw which I thought was a bit much. So we sat and looked at each other for a bit and I thought well Elaine you had better do something. The bath was fairly shallow and low to the ground so I pushed myself up on my two hands behind my back until I was nearly level with the top of the bath and then tipped myself sideways and slid oh so gracefully (not) in a heap on the floor where I lay for a moment and giggled. I mean what else could I do?

This event proved I was right to have the bath taken out. Definitely.

Since then I have washed, ironed, hoovered, sorted out clothes for charity shop, done a trip to the Recycling Centre aka the TIp, paid bills, caught up on correspondence and generally had a madly exciting time. I now sit here with a cup of tea and ponder that a few weeks ago I was flying in a sea plane to Whitehaven beach on Hamilton Island, ferrying across Sydney Harbour, lying on Bronte Beach and generally pottering around in the WARM. A few weeks prior to that I was slobbing around the French Polynesian Islands. 'sigh'

But really I am glad to be home. It just takes a bit of getting used to that is all.

 Au reservoir

PS if anybody is madly interested I will up some pics of my bathroom. Don't all shout at once.

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15 responses to “First week back home”

  1. Elaine Avatar

    I tried out the seat in the showr. Makes washing hair very easy. And it was bliss to sit there with hot water sloshing over me. I could have sat there for hours

  2. Elaine Avatar

    I used to have an electric blanket but it died the death on me of old age. Will get a new one but feel an overblanket might be a good idea. I will get one before the onset of winter and am just glad that I missed most of this one.

  3. Elaine Avatar

    Odd how quickly one loses one’s confidence in these circumstances. After the bath over the weekend I doubt I will use one again. Today I decided to try the seat out in my shower so sat there under glorious hot water and really enjoyed it. I could have sat there for ages!

  4. Margaret Powling Avatar

    Yes, grab rails are essential, not just for us oldies but for anyone on a slippery surface. We once used a 6ft diameter round copper tub in a posh hotel as a shower – you know the kind of thing, huge round tub with dinner plate style shower over the centre of it. Once in it and eyes closed against the water and soap, you were totally disoriented with nothing to hold onto whatsoever and when we got out, the painted wooden floor was like an ice rink from the spray. I did mention this to the proprietors, but whether anything was done about it, I do not know. Yes, we are older, but even young people can skid on a west surface. But that feeling of not being able to climb out of a bath isn’t pleasant – I kept slipping back into the water and my feet didn’t even touch the end of the bath when lying down, so there was no purchase there. I’ve not bathed since, only showered.
    Margaret P

  5. Joan Kyler Avatar

    I had to read your post to my husband after he asked me what I was laughing about. I remember reading a story about M.F.K. Fisher accidentally slipping into a tub while sitting on the edge (for some reason) and not being able to get out by herself. Her daughter heard a little voice calling her and found her mother stuck in the tub, fully clothed. What about an electric blanket for those days / nights when you just can’t get warm? I don’t think I would care to live without mine.

  6. Elaine Avatar

    Will do

  7. Elaine Avatar

    I shall be doing a Random Rant on the cricket soon…..

  8. Elaine Avatar

    Ok will sort some out

  9. southern gal Avatar
    southern gal

    OF COURSE we want to see photos!!!!! lots!!!

  10. Travellin Penguin (Pam) Avatar

    I am glad you are safely home and thank goodness the pipe did not burst while you were away. It never fails, there is always something to contend with once home from a holiday. We just arrived home a couple of days ago from a month in Africa. A very challenging trip. Went to retrieve cats from boarding and the car wouldn’t start. Seems one of us must have left door not closed properly for month and inside light drained the battery. Easily fixed though. We were in Africa when the cricket team scandal broke. I can tell you the South Africans were not impressed. We weren’t either as a small group from Australia. I too am sick of them as are most Australians. Don’t know what gets into these people so you are not alone in your thinking. Glad things are settling. All the best.

  11. Diana Birchall Avatar
    Diana Birchall

    Of course we want to see pictures of your new bathroom, Elaine! I told you elsewhere how my husband Peter had the stuck-in-the-bath story (that’s different from Simon’s Stuck-in-a-Book) to end all of them, stuck in the bath for eight hours, and could not slide out as you ladies so agilely could – not even with my help. Male neighbor got him out in the end. But he still loves baths, hates showers! We installed grab bars all over the thing, and now he can take baths just fine. I’m curious to know, didn’t your neighbors have a grab bar in their bath? No reason they should, I guess.
    I don’t think I’ll ever get over poor Helen’s dead cat story.
    Diana

  12. Elaine Avatar

    Of course it is not a bathroom, I must get used to that! How scary being stuck in the bath, I now know how that feels. A tad unnerving to say the least. I have bought another grab rail today to go vertically in the shower as it is all along the length where the bath was and I have to ‘walk’ out of it and want to have something to hold onto. I am also having a towel rail put at the end which will add yet another thing to grab onto. My knee, which is ok most of the time, occasionally twinges and slightly buckles so I really need to be able to hang onto something.
    Getting old is no fun!

  13. Elaine Avatar

    ok will sort out pics and post in a day or so. I am dead nosy about other people’s homes so if you are sad so am I
    I am sorry a dead cat and no heating. That beggars belief.
    I am off now to put on kettle for hot water bottles in my bed. I have felt warmer today so perhaps I am adjusting. I do hope so

  14. Margaret Powling Avatar

    Oh yes, please, pix of your lovely new shower room – it’s a bathroom no longer, Elaine! But re the bath business … I had a similar incident in 2004 (I’ve not bathed since then, it so traumatized me) when I was staying in a posh hotel in Edinburgh. It had a bath with a rounded top, no grab rails or anything sensible like that, and it was deep and long so I kept slithering back into the water and almost going under. Husband was in the bedroom or the sitting room (it was a posh suite!) and had the TV on so he couldn’t have heard me even had I shouted for assistance. I just managed to grab a towel from a chair close by and put it over the side of the bath so I had something to hold onto with my wet hands, and then managed to lever myself out, but gammy hips made it v. difficult.
    How come baths don’t have grab rails or have sides that when your hands are wet you simply can’t hold on to in order to climb out? They should come with a health warning! I haven’t bathed since, a shower is much safer, especially one with grab rails and a seat.
    On another subject entirely, if you’ve not yet read it, might I recommend to you a book? The Sea Path by Raynor Winn. Just read it, I won’t say more.
    Glad you are home safe and sound and that you have such a wonderful 3 months away, even if you came back to some plumbing problems!
    Margaret P

  15. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    Oh yes, absolutely must have pictures of bathroom! Seriously, I’m really interested in how other people live/decorate heir homes (am I nosy or just really sad?!) especially when you feel you sort of ‘know’ them.
    Really feel for you in the cold. I seem to spend half the year nursing a hot water bottle these days. Also sympathise re plumbing problems : years ago we came back from my mother’s funeral to (I kid you not) a dead cat and NO heating. The words final and straw were invented for these moments:)

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