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So I have been busy today. Nothing earth shattering but just catching up on chores.

I cleaned the kitchen floor. Yes, folks I did, honest.   I took one look at it this morning and realised that even by my standards of housework I could not leave it any longer.  I cannot use a mop or squeezee thingy as pushing it around puts my back just in the right position where it 'goes'. This has happened to me too many times to risk it any more. So I now get down on my bottom, cannot kneel any more as I have a touch of arthritis in my knees, with bowl of water etc and scrub.When I look back at the days when I mopped and polished with gay abandon and non-creaking limbs I realise that Elaine, you are no spring chicken any more.

It is quite satisfying in the end and the best thing, or worst, whichever way you look at it, is that you can really see into corners and the floor now looks pristine.I even moved the fridge and freezer out, only an inch or two I hasten to say, not that mad, and was able to clear up some of the mess revealed. I will leave hauling them fully out to Houseworkthe spring.  Cleaned up the cupboards, the outside not the inside, another thing for the spring, and the oven. I checked inside but hastily closed the doors again. I do have a super duper oven cleaning set from the Blessed Lakeland which I used about six months ago and was delighted with. I had not cleaned the oven for five years (no do not sneer I bet there are plenty of you out there who are just as bad) and was amazed at the result. I got quite excited by it all but then calmed down pretty quickly when I realised I was getting worked up over A Cleaning Product. Anyway I mopped and mopped and scrubbed and polished and then had lunch and, totally exhausted by this foray into domesticity, fell asleep for a couple of hours.

Duly refreshed I arose from my slumbers and decided to tackle the Drawer in the Bedroom which houses medical stuff, make up stuff, foot stuff, nail stuff, stuff stuff….

I decided that nobody needs twenty packets of Paracetamol, gawd knows how long some of them have been there, so checked the user dates and kept two packs, rest went in bin. I have an abundance of baby buds (why?), and tiny tins of Vaseline that I kept picking up when I needed them.  I was ruthless in getting rid of things that have been hanging around for too long and, saddest of all, I found a bunion protector lurking in a corner and I despatched that pretty quickly I can tell you.

Turned my attention to my make up. Oh dear. Six dried up mascaras totally unusable. Eye shadows of colours so lurid I cannot imagine why I purchased them in the first place. Horrid dusty make up brushes. Loads of tube of foundation with a final squeeze in them. Now these I do keep as I have found that if you chuck them out too soon you waste a huge amount so I got scissors and snipped them open and scooped out all that was left and put it in a little container and I reckon I have enough there for some time. I do not buy cheap foundation so feel inordinately pleased with myself for this economy.   Suck it up Chanel.

Then Lipsticks.  I have discovered I own 25 various shades of pink, I have spent a lifetime finding the perfect pink, never found it yet but I certainly do not need to purchase any more for a while. And another thing with lipsticks, the stubby bits that are left at the bottom have loads of life left in them. I have three of these in my favourite lippy so I did another scooping and they are now in a bijou pottette (always have plenty of those around) and, if I use a lip brush, can apply ok. So suck it up Clinique.

So, not earth shattering, but I do feel a glow of virtue which I always get when I do housework/tidying up. Perhaps I ought to do it more often…….

Bathroom tomorrow.  As my brother in law says whenever he sees it 'You know Elaine you really don't need to scatter talcum powder down you, just roll on the floor'. He is right you know.

Au reservoir

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13 responses to “Random Chores”

  1. Margaret Powling Avatar
    Margaret Powling

    A friend also likes the makeup by Clinque, so will give that a go next time I’m in a store selling it.

  2. Elaine Avatar

    Margaret you are far more organised than I but the make up business is a bit daft I agree. I am whittling it down and half of it went out so I am getting there!
    I have a couple of Chanel lippies and unimpressed. Clinique are my favourites though Boots No 7 is really a good range

  3. Elaine Avatar

    I know. It is a shock when one realises this!
    Feel free to quote or read any part of my blog. If it makes you laugh that is all to the good

  4. Elaine Avatar

    had to have a lie down after

  5. Elaine Avatar

    Think I am going to put the oven cleaner stuff on tonight before I go to bed. It is looking a bit horrid. And the bathroom floor is nice and clear all ready and waiting for the next baby powder influx!

  6. Elaine Avatar

    All looks spotless now and it really does make one feel better. A bit of dust and clutter doesn’t worry me but the kitchen was really yuk. Now all gleaming.

  7. Elaine Avatar

    Just three or four months ago? Wow you are a better housekeeper than I….

  8. Margaret Powling Avatar
    Margaret Powling

    Now, my dear girl, I can’t imagine why you had such a drawer of grot! I thought you were the most organised person in the world! I don’t have makeup in abundance as the moment I finish a product (and I mean finish, not a drop to be had, every corner scraped clean) I dump it and buy new, so that I have one solid power block, one jar of moisturizer, one foundation, one eyebrow pencil, one mascara, four eyeshadows, and several lipsticks, in shades from pink to rust. Oh, and two blushers, one pink the other a sort of brownish shade for the hollows of cheeks to try and effect cheekbones (but just looks like brown smudges instead, har, har!)
    I had my skin colour shade ‘done’ in Boots the October before last. This then gave me a little card with the shades of lipstick that would suit me and this actually works. I then went mad and treated myself to a Chanel lipstick, just because I’d never had such an expensive lippy before and, do you know, I don’t like it. Not the colour, but the texture. It’s from their Rouge Coco range, and I actually prefer good old Boots No 7.
    Well done on the cleaning. I use a steam cleaner on the kitchen floor because no way could I get down on all fours, or even on my backside and if I could I’d not be able to get up again, s*dding arthritis. All my makeup is in one small basket in the bathroom, neatly arranged. The three scents I use are in their boxes on the glass bathroom shelves.
    As for the oven: I had a chap in to do that before Christmas, but then he said, “your oven has a cleaning facility” and I hadn’t realized. I just need to put some water in the bottom of the oven with a drop of washing up liquid and switch to ‘clean’ (i.e. a little water droplet icon) and after 15 minutes the job is done. All you do then is wipe out the water from the bottom of the oven. I now keep the oven spotless all the time, it’s so easy! And the oven is 15 years old and looks brand new (says she, somewhat smugly.)
    Re the bathroom cupboard, again only the things we use are in this, no old stuff lurking. Don’t buy stuff unless you need it, Elaine. This will prevent a build up of ‘stuff’. Books don’t count. You can buy as many of those as you like, har, har!

  9. Joan Kyler Avatar

    Wait! You’re supposed to clean your oven?!
    I hope you don’t mind that I shared the second paragraph of your post with my husband. He’s currently limping around from what the doctor says is arthritis in his foot, but which doesn’t act like any arthritis I’ve ever had. Plus he’s having a bout of sciatica. I think he’s about to ask me to take him behind the barn and shoot him! But he laughed when I read him your post.

  10. Harriet Avatar

    Sounds exhausting! Well done.

  11. Pam Avatar
    Pam

    Cleaned out my oven about 6 months ago for the first time in… oh dear, could it really have been 3 years? Yes it could! Good luck with the talcum powder!

  12. Travellin' Penguin Avatar

    I only move the fridge out when the cat can’t find his toys anymore as I know where they all end up. When I am stressed I open drawers, sit down and sort through them. I know exactly what you mean. It is very hard to throw out good cosmetics regardless that there is little left in the container and all those lipsticks….no way. I have had this same experience. Doesn’t it feel great though when all done.

  13. Susan D Avatar
    Susan D

    What a coincidence. I washed my kitchen floor too; just three or four months ago.

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