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Have just finished watching the adaptation of this wonderful novel.   Words cannot express just how utterly dire and dreadful and awful it was. Funereal pace, characters altered and changed, acting that would shame a school play,  Grand Guignol gone barking.   It was APPALLINGLY bad.   What is the point of taking a charming and lovely little novel like this and turning it into this total travesty.   Even the loyal Jane, one of the nicest characters in the book, was turned into a nasty piece of work having sex with the unpleasant and murderous heir shortly to be done out of his inheritance.

At the end we have a death bed scene where the heroine is lying in bed – not a doctor or servant in sight, no food, no drink, no nothing. All on their own in a huge house as the housekeeper has left as her husband had been murdered, yes I know….. I could go on and on but all I can say is if you have watched this travesty please get hold of the book and read it which I am now going to do for the umpteenth time to get the taste of this shoddy and dire adaptation out of my head.

And as for Joanna Lumley as Lady Maria, well words fail she got it so wrong.

I appreciate that I am reacting in this way as this is a favourite book of mine, perhaps if I loved it less, I would not mind so much but it was just so poor.   Anyway, I have looked up my very old review of Making of a Marchioness and here is what I said about it:

"Frances
Hodgson Burnett is the much loved children’s author of the timeless
classics The Secret Garden, A Little Princess and Little Lord Fauntleroy
and yet how many people know that before the wrote children’s fiction
she was a highly successful author of dozens of adult novels?  Not many, I would guess.

I
was one of the ignorant until one day I came across an American
publication in my local library of a book called The Making of a
Marchioness.  I took it home with me, sat down to read it, and did not speak to anybody for about half a day until I had finished it. 

This
book features an unlikely pair of lovers – a dull, prosaic Marquis
bored by being pursued by society women, and Miss Emily Fox-Seton, who
cannot be described in any way as young or beautiful or even
interesting. She is a good hearted, good natured woman, living by her
own endeavours and, unmarried at nearly 30, facing a frightening future
on her own.

She
meets her future husband, the Marquis of Walderhurst, at a weekend
house party where she is paying for her keep by organising a function
for her hostess.  At the same party we meet Lady
Agatha Slade, a society beauty, who is in a state of high anxiety and
nervousness as she feels that she is failing in her duty by not marrying
well and saving the family fortunes.  With younger sisters at home she knows her time on the marriage market is limited.  Despite
the disparity in their positions, Lady Agatha and Emily Fox-Seton
become friends, linked together by their terror of a lonely old age.   On
the surface of it, The Making of a Marchioness is a Cinderella story,
but Frances Hodgson Burnett was making her own comment on the very
nature of the society in which it is set, in which women were at the
mercy of circumstances and were only judged by whether they made a
‘good’ marriage or not"

Emily Fox-Seton was not the rather anodyne character as shown here who married Walderhurst to escape poverty. She married him because she fell in love with him.   Jane, who is turned into a nasty piece of work in this TV version, adored her and guarded her against all the evil machinations going on.   The room in which Emily lived was small but cosy and warm and nicely put together – it did not have peeling wall paper and water dripping through the ceiling as shown here.   Lady Maria was fond of Emily and was delighted at the marriage, not a nasty snobby sarky type as portrayed by la Lumley.

If any of you think this farce screened tonight was the story of the book, then please let me tell you that it was not and urge you to get hold of the book and read it.  Persephone books have it in their catalogue and it is one of their best sellers.   I am unashamedly going to tell you all once again that it was I who suggested this to Perspehone after I discovered, read and loved the book many years ago which probably explains why I feel so strongly about this.

Gosh I am cross….

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38 responses to “The Making of a Lady – Utter Travesty of a marvellous book”

  1. Patricia Avatar
    Patricia

    My sister and I recorded it and only just got round to watching it. We did not manage to watch beyond the nasty cousin starting to kiss Jane and couldn’t bear to watch any more. Having read about the book above I am glad we didn’t watch it to the end as I hate endings like that. I am now going to acquire the book so that we can read the true story. So glad to hear the film didn’t depict what Frances H B actually wrote as we grew up with her children’s books and were disappointed to think she had written something like that. We are very cross too as we would have enjoyed a true adaption of the story so much more and been able to watch it to the end. Thank you for writing the review above and confirming the adaption did not match the story at all.

  2. Judy Avatar
    Judy

    Well I’m sooooooooo glad I didn’t watch the TV version!
    But your reviews of the book whetted my appetite and I am so glad. I read it on a long train journey and am now busily recommending it to all my friends.
    Thank you very much for the signpost!

  3. Elaine Avatar

    I totally admit that my reaction to this is because I love the book so much, but even if I didn’t I simply cannot see the point in making such huge changes to it and altering characters and situations. The story and the plot are just perfect as they are and crying out for a decent adaptation. In a series of Poirot a few years ago they changed the identity of the murderer, which made no sense at all, in another one a Miss Marple this time, they changed it again, threw in some incest and lesbianism which was just so wrong it was barking. They had Miss Marple talking about sex for heaven’s sake. Just write new scripts if you want to with a brand new story but do not bugger about with the original.
    Oh dear better stop ranting

  4. Elizabeth Braun Avatar

    Well, I enjoyed the film, but, as I haven’t read the book as yet (it’s on order through my local library), I don’t feel the loyalty to the original that gets us so wound up when an old favourite is adapted and butchered!! The BBC’s 1997 ‘version’ of ‘The Woman in White’ was one that left me hopping mad, but I recently discovered the old version and am placated.=)

  5. M Avatar
    M

    We HATES it, precious, we hates it SO MUCH! Thank you for this post…

  6. Elaine Avatar

    Judy – I am currently re-reading and have nearly finished it. Sheer delight. Gorgeous Victorian book and underneath it the knowledge that a woman must marry or else. Has a serious undertone but I so love it and will be really pleased to hear when you think of it.

  7. Judy Avatar
    Judy

    Luckily I didn’t watch the programme as I had been put off by the previews. But, Elaine, you have whetted my appetite for the book which is only £1.28 in the Kindle version. Looking forward to reading it after the Christmas rush.
    And your Christmas cake looks super!

  8. Elaine Avatar

    I agree Diana, I am very fond of Ms Lumley but oh the whole thing was just awful

  9. Elaine Avatar

    Feel free to comment whenever you like Christine!! Do try the book if you can, it is lovely

  10. Elaine Avatar

    Mary – gave up on The Paradise as well after twenty minutes of pap for the masses. It was based, if that is the word, on the Ladies Paradise by Zola and used the Parisian store Bonne Marche as a model. It was absolutely superb and I was really looking forward to watching the BBC try a different author for a change. Then I heard it was being transferred to Oop North and my heart sank….

  11. Mary Avatar

    The first episode of Mr Selfridge appears to be more of the same. Best that can be said is that it’s not quite as bad as the BBC’s dept store effort, can’t remember what it was called, The Paradise or something like that.

  12. Diana Birchall Avatar

    A favorite book of mine for decades, I hate to think of it now being seen this way in the minds of people who’ve watched this desecration. In fairness to the divine Joanna Lumley, though, I’d like to say that this seems to have been an truly dire case of Miscasting!

  13. Christine Harding Avatar

    I haven’t read the book yet, and didn’t see the TV dramatisation, so I probably shouldn’t comment, but I did enjoy your rant, and know exactly how how you feel. I rarely watch productions of favourite novels, because producers hardly ever seem to get it right.

  14. Elaine Avatar

    That is it exactly Mr C (nice to have you on Random). As I have already mentioned itv thought a bustle or two and a bit of sex and we would love it. I notice that they trailed their forthcoming series Mr Selfridge in the ad breaks, more bustles and hansom cabs. Bad acting and bad production is bad per se and dressing people up and filming at lovely stately homes does not cover this up.
    I am starting a re-read of the book now to get the taste of this awful experience out of my mouth

  15. Mr Cornflower Avatar
    Mr Cornflower

    I can’t decide which makes me angrier: the patronising, cynical contempt for the intelligence of the viewer which underpins the whole shoddy enterprise (“toffs in period dress melodrama with a whiff of sex, those mugs will lap it up”); or the wooden incompetence with which it was executed. I clicked on the link in Cornflower’s blog but it doesn’t work, perhaps the broadcaster (ITV, take a bow) has realised just how bad this was and wants to hide the evidence.

  16. Elaine Avatar

    very kind of you David to call my rant an informative soap box session!
    I love this book so much that to see it eviscerated and changed and altered in such a crass way was upsetting. It was serialised on the radio a couple of years ago and that was much nearer the mark and better done. I am trying to be honest with myself and admit that I probably found it so bad because the book is one of my favourites, but even if I knew nothing about the book, I would have found this a pretty poor production full of cliches and bad acting.

  17. Elaine Avatar

    Lady Maria was a rather selfish person but she knows it and admits it but is delighted when Emily Fox Seton marries Walderhurst. She was always kind to Emily so this characterisation was just SO wrong

  18. Elaine Avatar

    I have loved it ever since I discovered it about 30 years ago and this adaptation was so poor and crass.

  19. Elaine Avatar

    Perfect reading for Christmas!

  20. Elaine Avatar

    The book is wonderful Margaret do give it a whirl

  21. Elaine Avatar

    Thomas there are some things that are so bad they are good; this was just plain bad

  22. Elaine Avatar

    In a way mary I would like you to see it to hear what you think about it as well

  23. Elaine Avatar

    I was SO looking forward to it as well

  24. David Nolan (dsc73277) Avatar

    At the time I merely thought it was mediocre, but it seems that, for lovers of the book, it was far worse. Thanks for an informative soap box session.

  25. carole Avatar
    carole

    Thank goodness I didn’t watch it, I saw Joanna L’s description of her take on her character so didn’t bother to switch on. How very sad as, I agree, it is a wonderful book.

  26. Pam Avatar
    Pam

    I read the book several years ago and now find myself wanting to reread. Thanks for the warning about the movie. I will definitely give it a pass if/when it becomes available in the US. I’ve had the same experience with some of Rosamunde Pilcher’s novels. It is such a disappointment to see a beloved book mangled into a really bad movie.

  27. Karen Avatar
    Karen

    How awful — this book is a sentimental favorite of mine, but it sounds as though it’s been ruined. Thanks for warning us off it, otherwise I might have looked forward to its broadcast in the U.S.

  28. Liz F Avatar
    Liz F

    Didn’t see it as other half wanted to watch the Sports Personality of the Year Awards and since the region went digital in September we only have one TV that works! Glad I didn’t now but I will make a point of reading the book over Christmas as it is sitting on my Persephone shelf unread!

  29. Simon T Avatar

    Oh dear! Well, if I do give it a go, I’ll make sure to re-read the book first, since I can’t remember much about it.

  30. Elaine Avatar

    I am still fuming at this. I think ITV thought ‘period drame – Downton – stately home – costumes – dispossessed heir’. O h this sound good let us bung it on. Did anybody read the book, did anybody decide to characterise it properly? Who was the genius who thought oh we will have Jane shagging the nasty heir?
    I will say it again it was DIRE DIRE DIRE DIRE DIRE

  31. Margaret Powling Avatar
    Margaret Powling

    It was abolutely dire! Even watching that old warhorse, the Sports Personality of the Year would’ve been an evening better spent than watching this abysmal drama production. I’ve not read the book but, I thought, if it were this bad it would surely not have been reissued by Persephone! The butler and housekeeper were right out pantomime or a sketch from The Fast Show with Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse.

  32. Mary Jenkins Avatar
    Mary Jenkins

    I didn’t watch it and won’t bother now but have just downloaded it on my ipad. Will enjoy it over Christmas I hope? Loved your crit/rant about Strictly – on the ball as usual!

  33. Thomas at My Porch Avatar

    Oh no. Why did thy have to muck it up? Is it a crime to be faithful to the source material? If it makes it this side I still might give it a go, but only to see how bad it is.

  34. Susan D Avatar

    Elaine, I’m pleased to hear your suggestion re TMOAM was heeded. I once suggested Miss Buncle’s Book, to which Nicola replied she didn’t think much of DES as a writer. But I guess a LOT of people also recommended it, and it’s now one of their most popular items.

  35. Mary Avatar

    I couldn’t forgive what they did to Emily’s room, it’s so lovely in the book. It had ITV stamped all over it, unfortunately.

  36. Nicola Slade Avatar

    I’m so with you on this, Elaine, but you knew that anyway! I’ve loved the book since I was ten and was so excited at the thought of this production but now I’m so disappointed. The original story is heartwarming and clever and the tension is racked up quite enough as it is, without all the ludicrous horror film stuff. I wish I hadn’t watched it now!

  37. Mary Ronan Drew Avatar

    Oh, NO! I love that book and it’s crying out to be made into a film – but clearly not this film. I’m so disappointed. Thank you for your frank review. I’ll avoid it when it gets to the US.

  38. Cornflower Avatar

    Mr. C.’s comment was, “that’s two hours of our lives we have wasted on that rubbish”. Quite so.

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